if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
gurl do you speak spanish because i think you are
microsoft word old man dog thing
it means excellent. Excellent.